Ah, the Conveniences
So some of you may know I value convenience, that I appreciate things that have ease of use in mind. Well, I suppose that might be a bit disingenuous, to call a spade, a spade, let's just be forthright and say I'm lazy. This of course, comes to no surprise to those that have spent more than 15 minutes with me. My latest accomplishment in effort efficiency (or is that deficiency?) dispenses soap.
A long time ago I bought this stylish liquid soap dispenser from Bed, Bath and Beyond but after just a year of use the bottom became unglued from the body of the dispenser and leaked soap everywhere. It was quite a mess, well, it was as much of a mess as soap could be anyway. Moral of the story, no matter how svelte a soap dispenser looks, buy only those whose body comes in one piece construction, not glued together like your popsicle bridge from high school.
For a long time I put off buying a new soap dispenser, mostly because of my aforementioned mastery of the human 1s orbital. Did I go around with unwashed hands you ask? No, certainly not! Luckily my super-sized soap refill tub (it would be an injustice to call it a mere bottle) came with a free disposable soap dispenser. For the time being I used that, but I was annoyed by both its unsightly-ness and its lack of weight, making it prone to slip away when applying pressure.
While I was unsatisfied with the solution, I really couldn't be bothered to purchase a better one at the time so I just made do. Until that is, I saw an advertisement for the (cue angelic chorus...) automatic soap dispenser! That's right, using infrared technology it will dispense a user-specified, perfect dollop of soap each and every time you put your hand under the nozzle, automatically! No pumps, no effort, just pure easy, soapy bliss! I was in the store so fast when I went to pay for it I had to call my bank to verify my identity. Yeah, that's right, I'll expend uncharacteristic amounts of energy from time to time, especially when it's to enable myself to be that much lazier because of it. It's an investment in lazy. :)
A long time ago I bought this stylish liquid soap dispenser from Bed, Bath and Beyond but after just a year of use the bottom became unglued from the body of the dispenser and leaked soap everywhere. It was quite a mess, well, it was as much of a mess as soap could be anyway. Moral of the story, no matter how svelte a soap dispenser looks, buy only those whose body comes in one piece construction, not glued together like your popsicle bridge from high school.
For a long time I put off buying a new soap dispenser, mostly because of my aforementioned mastery of the human 1s orbital. Did I go around with unwashed hands you ask? No, certainly not! Luckily my super-sized soap refill tub (it would be an injustice to call it a mere bottle) came with a free disposable soap dispenser. For the time being I used that, but I was annoyed by both its unsightly-ness and its lack of weight, making it prone to slip away when applying pressure.
While I was unsatisfied with the solution, I really couldn't be bothered to purchase a better one at the time so I just made do. Until that is, I saw an advertisement for the (cue angelic chorus...) automatic soap dispenser! That's right, using infrared technology it will dispense a user-specified, perfect dollop of soap each and every time you put your hand under the nozzle, automatically! No pumps, no effort, just pure easy, soapy bliss! I was in the store so fast when I went to pay for it I had to call my bank to verify my identity. Yeah, that's right, I'll expend uncharacteristic amounts of energy from time to time, especially when it's to enable myself to be that much lazier because of it. It's an investment in lazy. :)